DON'T WANNA TAKE CHANCES

An elderly man from USA went on
vacation with his constantly
nagging, greedy and self-centered
wife to Jerusalem.
Just after two days she passed
... away.
They asked him if he would love
to bury her there for $120 or ship
her home for $345,980?
He tells the rabbi "Ship her home!"
Rabbi: But sir, it's cheap to bury
her here .
Elderly man: It's fine, but I want to
ship her home!
Rabbi: Are you sure sir, you want
to spend that much money to ship
her to the USA, rather then bury
her here in the holy land?
Elderly man: Rabbi I will loan,
borrow and steal to just bury her
home.
Rabbi: You truly loved her. A man
like you is rare.
Elderly man: No Rabbi, 2000 YEARS
AGO A MAN(JESUS) WAS BURIED HERE.
AFTER 3 DAYS, HE WOKE UP, I JUST
DON'T WANNA TAKE MY CHANCES
WITH HER!!!!!!