Three Wise Men

What would have
happened if it had been
three Wise Women instead
of three Wise Men?
They would have asked
... directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby,
cleaned the stable, made a
casserole, and brought
practical gifts. But what they would have
said when they left...? "Did you see the sandals
Mary was wearing with
that gown?"
"That baby doesn't look
anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my arse! I knew her in school!"
"Can you believe that they
let all of those disgusting
animals in the house?"
"I heard that Joseph isn't
even working right now!" "And that donkey that they
are riding has seen better
days too!"..