Father I have sinned

Father I have sinned. I called my boyfriend Son of a Bitch.
Priest: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
Priest : You mean like this? (The priest kissed the girl)
GIRL:Yes!
... Priest: Well that's no reason to call him Son of a Bitch
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my boobs
Priest: what? You mean like this? (The priest put his hand in the girl's boobs )
GIRL:Yes!
Priest: Well that's no reason to call him Son of a Bitch
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
Priest: You mean like this? (The priest took off the girl's clothes)
GIRL: Yes!
Priest: Well that's no reason to call him Son of a Bitch
GIRL: But, he put his thing inside my vagina
Priest: Oh No, You mean like this? (The priest had sex with the girl)
GIRL: Yes!
Priest: Well that's no reason to call him Son of a Bitch
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
Priest: Fucking Son of a bitch!