Thursday, December 29, 2011

Do i look like a baker

Wife:honey there is a problem with d lamp.
Husband:do i look like an electrician??
An hour later wife comes back.
Wife: Can you help me in the garden?
Husband: what do i look like a gardner??
... 5 hour later wife comes back.
Wife:the door handle is broken,can u replace it ? Husband: What d hell are u talking about,do i look like a carpenter?
D next day,when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked his wife who fixed this.
Wife:ur bestfriend kwame, but he gave me 2 options. Either i give him a cake or have sex with him Husband:kwame is a funny guy,so what cake did u bake for him?
Wife:" do i look like a baker??

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