REASONS SANTA CLAUS CAN'T BE A GHANAIAN

TEN REASONS SANTA CLAUS
CAN'T
BE A
GHANAIAN...
If he was a Ghanaian, then the
... gifts wud've gotten to us by new year and not 24th. This b'cos.... 1.
ECG will put out the light n he'll
not find his suit till the lights
come
on.
2. When the lights come on, he'll get in the shower and realise the
tap is not flowing. 3. His flight will
be delayed for 3
days. (Thats wen he's lucky)
4. He's gonna get stuck in traffic
for hours. 5. Taxi and trotro drivers will
insult him very very well, like;
"Kwasia
man, where u dey carry all this
bola bola dey go, come block
road" 6. Ghana police will arrest and
charge him for overspeeding and
overloading.
7.He'll never find his way through
Ghana, he'll be stuck in Nima,
totally lost. 8. That dude can't carry that
large
bag on his back n get to his
destination safely. Its either he
looses the bag or get some
cutlass wounds. 9. First word he'll hear wen he
lands in Nima, "Hey! Duuba! wo
k)
he! Firi bag no mu na fa ma me!!
Issifu hia no)ma no.
10. Finally, Evn if he should make it
to the house, your father will
wake up n find him and start
shouting, "Awi oh! awi oh!! awi
oh!!!. Neighbours will corner him
and lynch him. He'll be dead by now. Lol